January 2012
114 posts
foaals:
my parents are everything I don’t want to be when i grow up.
When in your room listening to music and that one... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
girl: sir can i go to the toilet
male teacher: no you cannot you know the rules wait until the end of the lesson, how dare you ask such a question when you know that all toilet trips must be taken at breaks and lunch, i can not believe you would jeopardize your education for something that can wait one more hour, you ungrateful child
girl: but im having girl issues
male teacher: omfg go
always
me: muuum i can't find my *insert item of clothing here*
mum: have you looked in your wardrobe
me: yes
mum: so if i go up there and check now, i won't find it?
me: ....
the off-seasons rough
today i had this crazy idea where i decided to go to merewether baths so i could go physically die on the steps, i ran up them 8 times and i can honestly say nothing is harder and i may not be able to walk tomorrow…
The night before the first day of school:
itotallyrelate:
hot guy: hi
me: *imagines life together*
