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crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

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im-not-a-climbing-frame:

kristyjacobo:

Forever reblogging this.

And the fact that there’s more than one company means several people called makes it even better.

(Source: theclearlydope, via amyduggan)

bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

(via fulloflife-and-fulloflove)

tup0ck:

"look Meredith, we both said things we didn’t mean, can you just let me in so we can talk about this?"

50shadesofyodaddysdick:

boyfriend: what’s for dinner?

me:

image

(via dutchster)

is this tinder?

(Source: delphineeskimopie, via la-foudre)

deepbreathsanddeath:

This is a real panda
China has this “panda diplomacy” and this one will be sent to Japan as an friendship envoy. For the safety reason he sits as a passenger with his feeder, not in a cage. Fastening the seat belt, wearing a diaper, eating bamboos

(via la-foudre)

selfies with lordemusic 👑👑👑 #fck #royals #lorde 

FYI - if you havent seen her dance, i would recommend youtubing that. shall see me grooving the same at kingas soon #plzdancewifmoi

videogrrl:

if u dont think i’d do some fucked up shit for concert tickets then u are dead wrong 

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khloekarcrashian:

truly inspiring

lovelorn-xo:

castielsteenwolf:

so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped then eggs on the floor and whispered “you’ve gone too far

adopt me

(via la-foudre)

Cop: Have you been drinking?
Me: I been drankin'
Cop: Surfbort
Me: Surfbort