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queenchrissycumberbatch:

my friendship comes in 3 levels:

1) sass 

2) insults

3) inappropriate sexual humor. 

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therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

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theghostofyourliess:

Men’s Rights Activists

(Source: obsessedwiththeroyals, via dutchster)

(Source: kobaebryant, via dutchster)

hemmimgs:

omegleofficial:

sexlness:

landorus:

erection and election are spelled almost exactly the same and when u think about it they basically mean the same thing

a dick rising to power

wait for it

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(via dutchster)

me when im 420 years old: lol

surprisedbitch:

me trying to flirt

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fourteen-forty:

Girls skating in the seventies.

Including Laura Thornhill, (mostly), Kim Cespedes, Robin Logan, Ellen-Oneal,

Short shorts, long hair & fancy footwork.

(via keepyour-mind-wideopen)

 

(Source: kingofscots)

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