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kaloriesblog:

okay so a friend and i decided to carry a mattress, 4 blankets, 3 pillows and a bag of alcohol to a cliff, we were drunk and high. all we wanted to do was spend time together and then we fell asleep and i woke up to this.
twothousandandforever:

Truer words have never been spoken
akane-owari:

flyawaymax:

she converses

did u just

amandabynesustogether:

mean girls came out on april 30th 2004. the 10 year anniversary is this year and april 30th is a wednesday and if the whole world does not wear pink i’m moving to saturn

(via dutchster)

queenchrissycumberbatch:

my friendship comes in 3 levels:

1) sass 

2) insults

3) inappropriate sexual humor. 

(via thefuuuucomics)

therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

(via thefuuuucomics)

theghostofyourliess:

Men’s Rights Activists

(Source: obsessedwiththeroyals, via dutchster)

(Source: kobaebryant, via dutchster)

hemmimgs:

omegleofficial:

sexlness:

landorus:

erection and election are spelled almost exactly the same and when u think about it they basically mean the same thing

a dick rising to power

wait for it

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(via dutchster)