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Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

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Forever reblogging this.

And the fact that there’s more than one company means several people called makes it even better.

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i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

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"look Meredith, we both said things we didn’t mean, can you just let me in so we can talk about this?"


boyfriend: what’s for dinner?



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is this tinder?

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This is a real panda
China has this “panda diplomacy” and this one will be sent to Japan as an friendship envoy. For the safety reason he sits as a passenger with his feeder, not in a cage. Fastening the seat belt, wearing a diaper, eating bamboos

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selfies with lordemusic 👑👑👑 #fck #royals #lorde 

FYI - if you havent seen her dance, i would recommend youtubing that. shall see me grooving the same at kingas soon #plzdancewifmoi


if u dont think i’d do some fucked up shit for concert tickets then u are dead wrong 

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truly inspiring



so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped then eggs on the floor and whispered “you’ve gone too far

adopt me

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Cop: Have you been drinking?
Me: I been drankin'
Cop: Surfbort
Me: Surfbort