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dutchster:

this twitter is too precious for this world

fartgallery:

chesterloaf:

fartgallery:

i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own

why am I reblogging this?

it appears my blood has been successful

President Barack Obama and the first lady Michelle Obama helped fill backpacks with toys for homeless children at the Inspired Teaching charter school on Thursday. 

A sixth-grader at a Washington DC Charter school elicited laughs from President Barack Obama after she told him she thought the special guest at her school was going to be the singer, Beyonce. 

niknak79:

Listen to the D

niknak79:

Listen to the D

cupcakes-n-candy:

strangelfreak:

"I’m fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in."

Exactly

cupcakes-n-candy:

strangelfreak:

"I’m fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in."

Exactly

ninfia:

im going to inject garlic bread into my blood stream 

animals-riding-animals:

bird riding cat

animals-riding-animals:

bird riding cat